kuryshevtrajan

How to survive: Trajan Aqueducts Roads CircusMaximas Home Lif of a Soldier Life of an Artisan Well, um, he was an emperor so you should already know what he can relate to, but if your still confused, then I'll tell who the LEADER of Rome can relate to. Still don't know, all right he is a lot like our president. I know, SHOCKER. Trajan was considered the second of the five good emporors, so if you chop off someones hand, your in trouble, but at least you will not have a mean guy torturing you for it. If you were to join the army your also in luck because Trajan was one of the greatest generals ever to live. He had taken down many revolts. He also expanded Rome farther than Rome had ever been. Also if you go get money or something similar you will see some of the coins have the image of Trajan. That means that if you see him, you know that you are near an actual celebrity, so do not forget your camera and autograph book. He also had the ability to drink a lot of wine and not get drunk. Do not be foolish though because if you say that he was born in Rome, than you are off by many miles. He was actually born in Hispania, and later became a Roman general. After that, emperor Nero, adopted him so more people would respect himself, but sadly for Nero that led to Trajan upstaging him and Trajan became emporer. Do not mention Nero to Trajan because there might be some bad vibes to be expected. Lastly, if you do not see him then you should know that he died of a stroke. If he somehow is there then do not talk about strokes because he might think you will do something bad. Remember, Trajan was a good guy. Remember Trajan will protect you from the bad guys.

Lastly, protect the squirrels!!! MYK was here



Do you see the similarities? Anyone?

Souces: Googled images and Wikispaces